If you care, my nails are pink.


Want a tip?

Don’t tell your grandparents when you decide to go tanning.

It wasn’t like I called them up and said “HEY NANA AND PAPA I WENT TANNING IN A CANCER CAUSING MACHINE.” But I might as well have. I answered the phone this afternoon, they asked what I did this afternoon…

Well.

I started saying I went to work,  then I continued into how I went to school until 3 and slipped in there that I went to lunch with my friend (Chineseeee), had pedicures and tanned.

Tan.

That was the magical word that spun into a 5 minute speech about cancer and ruining my life.

Isn’t that up to me?

I said it completely casually. I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact I was tanning. My cousin tans. Who cares?

I’m complaining. I think this is stupid. I don’t do anything bad or illegal. Can’t I tan? Good Lord. I’m not orange, I just bought a 3 month package. I started today. I’m not even pink!

They couldn’t have told me about the UV rays drying my nails or the acetone fumes that are going to make me high in the remover?

Oh, they could have. But no.

Btw, if they freaking cared my nails are pink.

AND I HAD A FABULOUS DAY.

AND MY OUTFIT WAS CUTE.

AND I KNOW NOBODY CARES BECAUSE I’M JUST GONNA DIE OF CANCER NOW -apparently- BUT THERE’S MORE TO MY LIFE THAN BAKING IN A MACHINE.

 

AND MY NAILS SMUDGED.

Fml: Allison

Smart stylish people should get snow days too.


This morning I was woken up to the sound of my mother. “Do you have college?” she asked..

Uh.

I’m a partial zombie, it’s 8:37 in the morning. How the hell should I know?

(Btw, if you ever get the urge to google sleeping zombie girl, so you can put a picture in your blog? Don’t. You might get nightmares)

Once reality set in approximately ten minutes later, I decided I should find out if there was college due to the fact I have a 9:30 class, and it is extremely apparent if you have a scummy day in fashion classes.

I can’t even remember what I was wearing..

Jeans? Yeah. And a blue and white stripey shirt. It was cute, simple. I looked tan, but I was still burnt. I couldn’t bring myself to try too hard. I had a snow day for highschool, but God forbid you go to college, Smart people? They can go get stuck in a snow bank because it doesn’t really matter if they survive.. No snow days for them. Yeah. Explain that logic?

Anyways, there was college, and I got through it.. barely. Sushi for lunch, lounging the rest of the day. I should be studying, but I’m having a mental block. I don’t feel like doing anything.

Wow. That has to be the lamest blog post everrr.

Sorry guys ❤ but after missing yesterday I knew I owed you something.

Inspire me? OH INSPIRATION!

I got my fortune cookie today at the Japanese/Chinese place:

PROVE IT WRONG.

Hahhaha. No, actually..my fortune said “Minutes are worth more than money, spend them wisely.” So I don’t know if I’m going to die soon? I’m hoping not, but I decided not to go tanning today therefore hopefully I won’t die of skin cancer.

Night Preppies!

Allison